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Joke of the Day

"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."

"A woodworm walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender? ba dum tsss"

"Cop: License and registration please. Me: Give me a second, I'm drunk. Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Me: No."

"What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off"

"Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny's ears then broke off its head. I'm sleeping with the lights on."

"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."

"What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator"

"Medusa was the hottest woman ever. Every man who looked at her got rock hard."

"I recently surveyed 100 women about their favorite shampoo preferences... The number one answer was, ""What the hell are you doing in my bathroom!?"""

"Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas? Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!"