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Joke of the Day

"if anyone tels u ""evryday is a gift, thats why its caled the present"" just say ""evryday begins in sadness, thats why its caled the mourning"""

"What do you call six gay people at an amusement park? Six Fags"

"Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream."

"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."

"casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby"

"I have to give my boss handjobs while he looks at porn after work. Also, I am the boss. Credit:/u/_silver_surfer_"

"What ""D"" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ? Blon-D"

"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years...... I don't have 2020 vision"

"Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse? The living room."

"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"