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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!"
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"As a professional standup comedian I never do self-derogatory jokes I keep my personal life away from my professional life."
"What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. ""I cum from the hood"""
"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"
"I'm pretty sure this new iTunes update is gonna turn things around for me."
"When I was young, you could go into a corner shop with 1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freddos and a magazine. Nowadays, there's CCTV everywhere."
"A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 His dad replies: $10!?!... What do you need $5 for?"
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"You walk into my bedroom... I'm laying naked with a platter of nachos on my chest. You get punched while trying to take some of my nachos."
"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"