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Joke of the Day

"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""

"Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to naked cubs? She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears."

"My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault"

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus station? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""

"Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable"

"Did you hear about the epileptic snake? It had a hissy fit."

"How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1.."

"It gets cold in Alaska during the winter. Juneau what I mean?"

"Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world."