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Joke of the Day

"What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. ""I cum from the hood"""

"Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with ""I love you?"" Oh yeah me neither."

"Some people say don't bring a knife to a gun fight but I say DONT GO TO THE GUNFIGHT AT ALL ARE YOU KIDDING ME BULLETS HURT SO BAD OMG"

"What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat? Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines."

"I recently got sick at the airport, my doctor says it's a terminal illness."

"me: mom i like this person from twitter mom: TWITTER IS LIKE CRAIGSLIST YOU THINK YOURE BUYING USED BOWLING SHOES AND YOU WIND UP DEAD"

"Bees! Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER?"

"Werner Heisenberg was pulled over for speeding... The cop asked ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" ""Not a clue,"" Heisenberg replied. ""But I know exactly where I am."""

"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."