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Joke of the Day
"A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 His dad replies: $10!?!... What do you need $5 for?"
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"If your son becomes a priest... ...do you call him 'Father'?"
"What is spidermas favourite type of rice Uncle Ben's"
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"A guy walks into a bar with a bit of asphalt. He walks up to the bar tender and says 'I'll have a beer and one for the road'."
"I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah"
"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."
"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."
"""do you know why I pulled one over on you?"" becau- wait what? ""I'm not a real cop lol"" haha nice! *pulls gun* ""I am taking your car though"""