77211

Joke of the Day

"My wife gets kind of bitchy once a month. It usually lasts about 30 days."

"Did you hear the one about the lazy redditor?"

"What do Saiyans and Kelly Clarkson have in common? (x-post r/funny) What doesn't kill them, makes them stronger."

"[The Second Coming] Jesus:""People of the Earth! I have returned with news of God's love an-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it."

"So my friend Greg recently changed his name to Gregory. I swear to god he's gonna re-Greg it."

"What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey."

"My best friend told me that he had super powers... ... I told him to suck his own dick."

"My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come."

"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am currently sober."