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Joke of the Day
"Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany? Because it's a Nietzsche Market."
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"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"
"Don't grocery shop hungry. Don't go to bed angry. Don't promise when ur happy. Don't do anything. Just kinda sit there til u die."
"Why is ""Z"" afraid of all of the other letters? Because they're Not-Z's (*Nazis*)"
"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."
"What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple"
"THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK ""CO-EDS.AVI"" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT.."
"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."
"If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have? Someone else's pants on. My grandfathers favorite joke."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""santa"" ""santa who?"" ""santander... We're repossessing your house because you haven't paid the mortgage""."