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Joke of the Day

"Hellen Keller list!!"

"We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy."

"Really Funny Joke What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"curiousity killed the cat but it also got my penis stuck in the vacuum"

"I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease. But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best."

"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"

"The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym."

"I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I? NFL Referee"

"There was an unbelievably close finish in this years ""Shemale of the year"" contest. It was a Thai."

"Potty humor... Have you ever taken a shit that smelled so bad, you had to re-evaluate your lifestyle? I either need to become a vegetarian, or do a colon cleanse with holy water."