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Joke of the Day
"Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way. Trying to get into smaller pants."
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"What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? ""Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"""
"*Party dog shows up at funeral* *He barks, the corpse turns into a keg* *Everyone runs out screaming except Uncle Steve, who likes to party*"
"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."
"If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech."
"YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y"
"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""
"Grammar The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender."
"What do girls and snowflakes have in common? They can't drive cars."