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Joke of the Day
"I shit my pants the other day. Which is funny, because I don't remember eating them."
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"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You'd never have to meet the father."
"Just once I'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is."
"When Spongebob has sex he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up."
"If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it."
"What did earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life."
"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."
"How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground? They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips."
"A black man walks into a bar and takes a seat He also takes a pen, a mug and $200 in cash."