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Joke of the Day
"When Spongebob has sex he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up."
Next Joke
"I just left my job, see why ? She : I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Me : What did he say ? She : You're fired."
"If meat is murder... ...then is cake battery?"
"What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer? Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates"
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"Friends are like boobs... Some are small, some are big, some are real, some are fake."
"Me. *Throws coat over a puddle* Her. ""WTF are you doing with my coat?"""
"What's got 24 balls and screws small animals? A shotgun shell."
"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."