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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You'd never have to meet the father."

"The pope walks into a Mosque A Muslim looks up and asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into a microwave until it's bill withers."

"Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life"

"The neighbor's daughter is 16 years old. At least, she said she was. How much trouble are you in?"

"""Hey can you take our picture?"" ME: yea sure *takes picture* ME: wait sorry, The Flash was turned on THE FLASH: *blushing in the background*"

"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"

"The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently. It was a blessing in disguise."

"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."

"Life's a bitch, Because if it was a slut, It would be easy."