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Joke of the Day
"I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure I stretch daily."
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"-Sir we found hot glue in her ears nose and mouth, seems she suffocated. -Well whoever did this must be pretty....crafty. -Go to hell sir."
"A Man Goes In For His Annual Check-Up With The Doctor The doctor tells him, ""You need to stop masturbating"" The Man Asks ""Why"" The Doctor Replies, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor? Comment after reading the article."
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"A rapist, paedophile and priest enter a bar. He orders a beer."
"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."
"When buying a new bed, don't be too quick to make a decision You've gotta sleep on it."
"What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever."