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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."

"Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!"

"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."

"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"

"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."

"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."

"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."

"[WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon? [WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell"

"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"

"What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show? Drummers."