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Joke of the Day

"How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word"

"W T F After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F."

"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Hot and all over my pants."

"4 y.o: I used the potty. Can I have a treat? Me: No. You always go in the potty 4: I can stop Me: Apparently I negotiate with terrorists"

"If your phone auto corrects ""fuck"" to ""duck,"" it's okay to keep it... It's still fowl language."

"I want to be a host at a restaurant so if someone asks for a booth I can yell, ""YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!"""

"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"Ugh, I hate wearing this towel while my wife washes my cape."