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Joke of the Day

"A rapist, paedophile and priest enter a bar. He orders a beer."

"To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0"

"Hey Joseph, Why you Stalin?"

"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."

"Construction worker not wearing his safety gear [NSFW]"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."

"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""

"Me:*shows up to 1st date with giraffe* Her: OMG, can this date get any better Me:*pulls out saddle* You bet giraffe it can"

"My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack."