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Joke of the Day

"The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" was not the answer she was looking for P.S sorry english not my native language"

"How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus. (all credit to the movie *The Descent*)"

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie. I'm planning to desert her."

"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."

"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."

"How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can"

"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, ""I don't know how to drive this thing""."

"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."

"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."