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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, ""I don't know how to drive this thing""."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand Binary and those who don't... Source: Boredomtheraphy.com"

"Sometimes I get to lazy to fini"

"What do you call it when 2 guys fight over a slut? Tug-of-whor"

"I once farted in Apple store and everybody got pissed of... ...it's not my fault that they don't have Windows."

"How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it. [Source](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany_jokes)"

"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."

"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."

"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"

"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."