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Joke of the Day

"I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie. I'm planning to desert her."

"The worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous spider is... You're probably Australian"

"What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball? A Paul Walker."

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"

"I just saw a poster that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a number to call ... So I called the number and told them, ""no."""

"Never treat a woman like an object. It hates that."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number... She said ""sex! sex! sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"" Then her friend said,"" she means 666-3629"""

"I had an out-of-body-wash experience in the shower today."

"%3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."

"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"