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Joke of the Day
"How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can"
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"Brain: he must study-how? *Hormones raise hand* H: we could hit him with pimples, kill the social life? B: *whispers* It's for his own good."
"Why is the door knob? Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)"
"In his new book of poems, John Ashbery rhymes ""coagulate"" with ""indeed."" It's like he's not even trying."
"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."
"Hey, you know why goldfish are the only snack that smiles back? because they are baked."
"Canada has crack?"
"What did the sexual predator chicken say about the donkey? I don't think it'll fit in that ass."
"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"
"What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze"