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Joke of the Day
"How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can"
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"Me: Push! Grandkids: But, you're heavy. Me: What did the sign say? Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules."
"What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership"
"I'm inventing a glue and calling it James Bond... It's a chemical agent."
"What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology? ""Cooking: The Books"""
"Jokes Why did the ax go to jail"
"Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."
"Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof."
"[Xmas morning] wife: Honey, is this a dolphin? We agreed no dolphins. ""dolphin-shaped gift flopping wildly under tree* me: JUST OPEN IT"
"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."