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"What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy? 100$ bill"
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"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."
"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"
"If you think Pi is 3142, then you're missing the point."
"QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER! - strict constitutional constructionist teen to the President"
"she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza"
"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"
"What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner? Run! escape!"
"[enter password] *Correct* [your password is incorrect] Me: ahh that's right *incorrect* Login Successful"
"Did you hear about the avon lady ? Max Factor"