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Joke of the Day

"How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus. (all credit to the movie *The Descent*)"

"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"

"What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years? Church"

"I haven't made egg jokes in a while I thought I'd take a crack at them"

"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."

"What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!"

"I may not be able to use by the ""N"" word... But at least I can say things like ""Hey Dad"", and ""Thanks for the warning Officer!""."

"I saw a tree harassing people today... So I told it to leaf them alone."

"Pac-man walks into Pizzeria... and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

"""Some say I have a drinking problem"" *pours glass of water on lap*"