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Joke of the Day

"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."

"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."

"Take your husband's last name. Take his first name. Take his social. Assume his identity. Hide the body in a closet. You're the husband now."

"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence."

"What's the difference between a girl and a grill? Grills are loyal enough to take your meat AND cook."

"I can't believe I lost my candidacy for mayor of my hometown I kissed so many hands and shook so many babies."

"All I want in this world is some one I can turn to and yell, ""Avenge Me!!"" if I'm dying or wrongly accused of a crime. Oh and rocket shoes"

"Star Wars spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together in the end."

"Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store... Return of the Mac."

"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."