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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball anymore? Because he got all crossed up..."
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"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my dick"
"Why did the twitter army lose all their battles? Because they kept retweeting."
"I'm a humanitarian. I prefer my human cooked with scallions and a little Worcestershire sauce."
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !"
"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """
"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until its 12 before it comes on your face"
"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."