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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."

"Why did Einstein cross the road? So the other side could get to him"

"What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)"

"Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."

"I spent days, weeks, months, creating the perfect garden gazebo. Meanwhile, my marriage was falling apart"

"My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like shes the only girl in the world. So i'm gonna drop her off in the desert and leave"

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"Hey have you ever tried puppy love? Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small."

"what do you call a priest who quits to become a lawyer? ..... a father in law."

"Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy"