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Joke of the Day

"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."

"Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls."

"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"

"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"

"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."

"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."

"Jokes Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? [Jimmy Carr Jokes](http://thatswhatwedo.iobad.com/post/859629085/jimmy-carr-jokes)"

"What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet? The toilet only has to take shit from one asshole at a time. . ."