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Joke of the Day

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"

"TIFU by burning my post oops, retoast"

"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."

"What do women and pennies have in common? They ain't worth shit"

"why can't you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear (buccaneer)."

"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."

"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."

"I missed you with all my darts"

"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."