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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry potter can get out of a chamber"

"[describing sketch artist to criminal] He was pretty good at drawing pictures."

"Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight... At least act like you've been there before."

"Only trust people that like big butts. They cannot lie."

"Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils? She was cross eyed."

"Apparently Kanye dropped a new album on an obscure platform. Torrent."

"""So You Think You Can Keep Your Stupid Talent to Yourself and Stop Bothering People?"" would be a show I'd watch."

"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""

"What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!"