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Joke of the Day
"What did the German brat say to his father? You're the wurst!"
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"Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying."
"""You spent hours slaving away in the kitchen yesterday. Relax. Let me sort out dinner today."" *Orders pizza"
"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."
"DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A COP Ok, now that there are definitely no cops reading this...I'm trying to find some cocaine for this weekend guys"
"what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? father's day"
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."
"The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying."
"Why aren't there any headache tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all!"
"There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice."