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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"

"Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today."

"So i found a new clickbait technique. So did you."

"I wonder if Taylor Swift ever gets one of her songs stuck in her head and also wants to kill herself"

"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso."

"I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse."

"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."

"Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall"

"At this point, a phone book is just a list of people who recently died in their homes before cancelling their landline."