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Joke of the Day
"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"
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"Slavery is such an ugly word... I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship."
"Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!"
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very hungry."
"My neighbour is on his front porch wearing a Halloween mask and oven mitts while trying to remove a wasps nest. This should be interesting."
"Because you crave something doesn't mean it's good for you. Every time my husband opens his mouth about politics I crave instant death."
"What would I do if Future tried talking to me? I'd autotune him out. :)"
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"
"God created women and the devil taught her to smile."