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Joke of the Day
"In Germany, we know of a joke The French military."
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"50/50- What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"eyebro What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving? Eyebro. I will see myself out."
"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time someone said ""Get down!"" they jumped up and started dancing."
"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"
"What do you get when you clone a cyborg? A cyclone."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"
"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"
"My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer."