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Joke of the Day
"How do you unpoopify water? Boil the shit out of it."
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"""We are out of oranges"" he said, fruitlessly."
"I apologize and Im sorry mean the same thing... Except when you're at a funeral."
"Kanye running for president in 2020"
"A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Does Santa work for the NSA?"
"There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders? Because murder is not right"
"There are more Americans that have married Kim Kardashian than the number of Americans with Ebola."
"What's so ironic about disabled toilets? They're big enough to run around in."