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"Kanye running for president in 2020"
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"The Little Mermaid was a hoarder."
"Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?"
"So Nickelback walks into a bar... [xpost from r/funny] There's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."
"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."
"Size matters... My penis looks huge when it's next to a map."
"How does Mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes."
"Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel? They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven."
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"