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Joke of the Day
"Was your ass freed from enslavement? Because it's off the chain."
Next Joke
"Bought that new Mac Book Pro today. Apparently they crush up 100 Japanese children's retinas too make the display. Or something. I zone out."
"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"
"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."
"Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it."
"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! :p"
"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."
"I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia... ...I fear the Wurst."
"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"