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Joke of the Day
"I apologize and Im sorry mean the same thing... Except when you're at a funeral."
Next Joke
"I was in the pharmacy today... A man approached me offering either a blue pill or a red pill. I didn't know staying in false reality gave you a 24 hour erection."
"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jerome can you please paint the fence""."
"[end credits roll] ""I did not see that coming"" ""Dude that was titanic"""
"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."
"Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel? The Penny Pinscher"
"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"Son: Dad how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, Usually"
"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"
"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."