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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"
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"The chicken crossed the road. Him: Why did the chicken cross the road ? Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it."
"How do bros want their drinks? NOICE!!!!"
"TIL the Hindenburg fire wasn't caused by excess heat After all, it's not the heat, it's the humanity."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs ? Stephen Hawking's after a house fire"
"Oprah says we all have a small child inside of us longing to get out & omg why isn't anyone talking about Oprah eating children?"
"How do blind people sign contracts? On the dotted line."
"Are you into fitness? How about fitness' cock in your mouth"
"""Do you wanna build a snowman?"" ""Sir, this is a Build a Bear shop."" *Pulls out carrot ""Oh, you brought a carrot. Sure, whatever."""