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Joke of the Day
"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."
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"Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??"
"The fight against Hilary and Donald If Hilary wins a door to women's rights will be opened and if Donald Trump won the there won't be anyone to open that door"
"Son, who is that German guy who keeps hiding things in our house? Alzheimer, granpa."
"I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable"
"A guy I work with farted on the elevator... It was wrong on so many levels."
"I wrote a haiku about admins and mods [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed]"
"What is the most fascist letter? Not C"
"What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers. Christians are horrible drivers."
"What's the pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright..."