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Joke of the Day

"My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science."

"A redhead tells her blonde sister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies: ""Oh My Gosh! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."

"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"

"Had bacon this morning, made Monday joke, drinking coffee, will masturbate later. I AM TWITTER!"

"I have a knock-knock joke for you... but you have to start it."

"The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate."

"What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole."

"Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk."

"Ninja level hiding skills! Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?? Because they are so darn good at it."