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Joke of the Day
"Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop? 5: *doesn't look up* I already know them."
Next Joke
"Maybe, if I sit very still, this nice family at Olive Garden won't notice that I'm sitting at their table eating their bread sticks."
"I'm a trustworthy friend. Count on me to tell you when our relationship is over."
"""Out with the dead, in with the old."" - Nursing homes"
"ONLY 70S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS: Their parents doing cocaine while watching Jaws at full volume when you have a math quiz in the morning"
"What do you call a Masterbating Cow? A Beef Stroganoff"
"Christianity jokes Q: What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified? A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)"
"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"
"Whats the difference between a dirts bus stop and a crab with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"In 1839 an Arab man made the first condom The condom was made of goat intestines. In 1844, a British scientist revolutionized the condom by removing the intestines from the goat first"