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Joke of the Day
"""Out with the dead, in with the old."" - Nursing homes"
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"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"
"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? ....The food was great, but there was no atmosphere."
"Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?"
"Breaking News!: Two teens cut cocks off while high on meth. Back in my day we did not need meth. We would just cut our cocks off."
"I packed my own lunch this morning if anyone wants a baggy of dry cereal or a stapler."
"I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned."
"War does not determine who is right... ...only who is left."
"Hey man, just be yourself! Not like that though."