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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a dirts bus stop and a crab with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"HIPSTER BOOTY CALL... BEER Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?"

"Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia? They've got to get their 72 virgins *somewhere*"

"What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home? Echo-location, location, location (Replace ""bat"" with ""zubat"" if you wish.)"

"Do you know what is 4 inches in length, 2 inches in diameter, and drives women fucking crazy? An empty toilet paper roll."

"Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots."

"A gentleman is ... a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"

"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"

"People talk about the environment like the Earth's in danger. Don't worry about Earth. Earth was a ball of magma once. Worry about us."

"They should make a Conservative Insurance to counter Progressive, they'll never fix anything and tell you to let Jesus take the wheel."