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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a dirts bus stop and a crab with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"What is the highest point in Israel? Mountain Dew."

"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In the kitchen."

"I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don't know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day."

"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"

"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"

"What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"What happens when you bring beer to a BYU party? All the girls put on their panties and go home."