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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of invading pirates? An **Arrr**my"
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"What's does America and programming have in common? When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!"
"What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention? A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)"
"Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"
"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."
"*whispers to businessman sleeping next to me on bus* Sleep tight precious angel"
"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"
"The Worst Joke Ever What kind of jokes do farmers tell? CORNY JOKES!!!"
"420 is a gateway holiday to harder, more serious holidays."