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Joke of the Day

"Christianity jokes Q: What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified? A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)"

"[god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?"

"What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day? An exoplanet."

"If I were a Greek philosopher, my name would be Mediocrites."

"If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right."

"There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert."

"Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious."

"What do they call Miley Cyrus in France? Kilometrey Cyrus."

"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."

"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."