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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Masterbating Cow? A Beef Stroganoff"
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"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"
"My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place"
"At the gym I wear shirts that state ""If you are not into Anal, DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!!"" I realized how gay that was....after bunch of guys were flocking to me"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll"
"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
"I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting."
"What were Marco Rubio's first words? ""Hello, World!"""
"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?"
"How did one pothead greet the other? High"