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Joke of the Day

"In 1839 an Arab man made the first condom The condom was made of goat intestines. In 1844, a British scientist revolutionized the condom by removing the intestines from the goat first"

"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."

"Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right."

"Why do married women have sex with the lights out. They can't stand to see a man have a good time."

"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"

"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."

"This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."

"Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge."

"Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about."