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Joke of the Day

"Let's hear some Confucius Jokes I'll start Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy."

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("

"what the hell does my dog have to sigh about"

"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."

"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."

"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."

"i have a favorite bike in spin class it looks just like my bed and also its my bed"

"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"

"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"