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Joke of the Day
"what the hell does my dog have to sigh about"
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"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"
"*spelling bee* ""Your word is disaster."" ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" ""That outfit you're wearing looks like a natural disaster."""
"What do you call a pessimistic melon? A cantaloupe"
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints"
"Two hats on a hat hanger, one says to the other.... You go on ahead."
"What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams? Too tense."
"What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!"
"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"
"What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin"