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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"
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"A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, ""I don't know, what do you want to eat?"""
"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""
"What does a man with no honey do? He cantaloupe."
"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("
"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"""
"I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full"
"Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic."
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!"